We should have done this last year... it's been far too long. But obviously, only if we are both fully masked, and quadruple vaccinated: I can't bear to kiss a woman unless she has taken three negative PCR tests every day, and insists on wearing full PPE including a face nappy and a tin foil helmet. And we have to think of the kids: what if they were born with in-vitro Covid, the poor dears?
Hmmm, I can't tell if you're making light of covid protection or if you're just being a citizen of 2022, but in the case of the former, we must annul this marriage.
I'm freelance right now, so next week should work!!
It's no pressure, of course. Given how long we've been steadfastly committed, our friends will all agree that it's about time.
We should have done this last year... it's been far too long. But obviously, only if we are both fully masked, and quadruple vaccinated: I can't bear to kiss a woman unless she has taken three negative PCR tests every day, and insists on wearing full PPE including a face nappy and a tin foil helmet. And we have to think of the kids: what if they were born with in-vitro Covid, the poor dears?
Hmmm, I can't tell if you're making light of covid protection or if you're just being a citizen of 2022, but in the case of the former, we must annul this marriage.
OK: its off. I guess a quickie divorce is called for.
I'll have to cancel the Elvis Chapel of Love.